Galadriel’s mic drop, and the two heroic sparrows who bring down a global behemoth. For several hours.
In which many scenes are cut, Pharazon gets his steps in, and I nearly get a speaking part – which would have also been cut.
We’ve moved indoors to the court room and by crikey it’s impressive mate. Even the flames look real – ouch – oh they are.
I’m back! It’s been a while. Without further ado, ’tis time to finally introduce you to the City Guard. Or at least those I can remember.
Featuring {cough} the second coming of Dick, too much weed, the first appearance of Isilidur and my biggest moment so far!
Tolkien’s legendary winged helmets make an appearance, and enough gold is on show to impress even the mighty Smaug.
Weapons training for the City Guard is non-existent, as nobody is stupid enough to think we might be even halfway competent.
The 11 Steps to Successfully Removing a City Guard from Set, and how to crowbar a Tolkien reference in to your title.
Part two of my first day on set, in which I get in touch with my inner Gimli/Luke Skywalker and come to terms with Galadriel in Númenor!
In which I finally discover where I am, and what I’m guarding, and who I’m working for!
I’m finally going on set, and this time it’s for real! Also Amazon foil my chance to find out what the show is actually called.
In which, having not been distressed yet, it is time for me to get distressed. Yeah, it confused me too…